internetsai:

no matter what or how much i personally put on social media, don’t ever think you know me.

intrude:

It’s funny how we all sleep differently. I sleep on my side, my roommate sleeps on her back, my ex sleeps with everybody. That sorta thing. 

socotic:

sometimes i forget how to spell a word so i change the whole sentence to avoid using it

factions:

teacher: any questions, class?

me: ya what the fuck